| Jun 3 |
Shin Kickers United |
W 3–1 |
Grace's hat trick. Tacos were purchased. |
| Jun 10 |
The Offside Jokes |
D 1–1 |
Referee's dog wandered onto the pitch at half. |
| Jun 17 |
Real Sockyule |
L 0–2 |
We arrived with only 10 players. Lesson learned, mostly. |
| Jun 24 |
Ted Lasso'd Out |
W 2–0 |
Priya's first clean sheet of the season. |
| Jul 1 |
Free Kick Off Work Early |
D 2–2 |
Theo hit the crossbar three separate times. |
| Jul 8 |
Bend It Like Beckham, Sorta |
L 1–3 |
Postponed lightning delay turned into a 9pm kickoff. Rough. |
| Jul 15 |
Corner Kick Enthusiasts |
W 4–2 |
Season-best offensive output. Rosa ran out of orange slices at halftime. |
| Jul 22 |
Shin Kickers United |
D 0–0 |
A defensive masterclass, or a very boring match, depending who you ask. |
| Jul 29 |
The Offside Jokes |
L 1–2 |
Dave's crutch injury happened during pregame warmups, not the actual match. Still not living it down. |
| Aug 5 |
Real Sockyule |
W 3–2 |
Alicia's stoppage-time winner. Group chat still hasn't recovered. |
| Aug 12 |
Ted Lasso'd Out |
D 1–1 |
Marcus's captain's-armband speech ran longer than the first half. |
| Aug 19 |
Bend It Like Beckham, Sorta |
D 2–2 |
A rematch classic. Both teams agreed to split the postgame pizza. |